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12 september, 2004

Cows Turn People Off Sex

Ik heb maar even een persberichtje voor het buitenland geschreven over het nieuwtje dat men in enkele Nederlandse recreatiegebieden Schotse hooglanders willen inzetten om te voorkomen dat homoseksuelen daar met elkaar blijven spelen...

Some Dutch town has stolen an idea from Amsterdam of all places and, in an attempt to curb the rate of public sex acts, has allowed cows to graze in public places.

Mayor Ellen van Hoogdalem-Arkema said the behaviour of outdoor nookie enthusiasts has offended 'people walking their dogs in the reserve or taking their grandchildren for a stroll'.

"Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public and apparently the presence of the cows turns the people off having sex," the mayor said. "I just got off the phone with a man who was cycling in the area with his children, when suddenly two naked men came running across the road." she added with a sigh.

The presence of bovines may therefore account for a significant drop in the Dutch homosexual sex life. But some gay people in the reserve are already quoted saying 'Annabelle is a member of my family now and if she wants to live in my bedroom then she damn well can. As the old saying goes, who needs a hot woman's ass when you've got a cow eating grass?'

En nu. Aan welke krant zou ik dit kunnen sturen?

¶ 9/12/2004

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