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05 december, 2003

In de mailbox

Attn.: Sir/Madam,

Let me introduce myself. I am JENNA BUSH, daughter of PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, the PRESIDENT of the UNITED states of AMERICA. And stuff.

My father's colleagues like - totally - concluded a crude population takeover business worth 87 BILLION dollars. As government officials, it is dangerous for them to keep this amount of money here because, if the people - like - KNEW about this it would cause a lot of problem for us. We have arranged to move the $87 million dollars out of America under cover of the 'threat of terrorism' to a foreign power who is willing and able to invest this money for us with a special, y'now, agreement?

If you're able to handle this transaction, respond - like - TOTALLY immediately. With your bank account details and offshore account details and that.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 20% of the total amount, 75% will be for me and colleagues while 5% will be for any expenses both parties might incurred during the process of this transaction. Like beer and stuff.

I look forward to receiving your quick respond. Dude.

B. Regards,

Jenna Bush
Daughter of that Bitchin' Presidential Guy.

¶ 12/05/2003

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