Fuzz "Hey, I’m Fuzz. I’m 21 years old, I live with my parents and I have my own action figure."
"I present you with the Fuzz Action Figure™."
"When you buy my action figure I suggest you leave me in the package. Not because I have any collectible value (I assure you, I don’t), but because it makes me a little uncomfortable thinking of what you might be doing with me. If you must play with me, make sure I kick Superman’s ass and run away with the girl."
¶ 8/17/2002