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11 september, 2002

Born Squishy, ofwel een fat girl in a thin land (Nederland), vertelt potentiële Amerikaanse toeristen hoe ze zich moeten gedragen in een Nederlandse boekenwinkel:
"7. You can uncross your legs; yes we do have a toilet (sorry, 'restroom'). The toilet (sorry, 'bathroom') is on the first floor with the sci-fi and erotica. Please don't be scared of the customers there. They're actually harmless. They still all live with their mothers, so they can't be that bad. And some of them even wash now and again. Please aim. And flush. No matter how proud you are of them, nobody else wants to see your number twos. And after using our toilet (sorry, 'powder room') please avoid bowling people down the stairs with your ungainly rucksack as you leave the store without buying anything.
8. No. We. Do. Not. Have. Harry. Potter. Five. Yet.
9. I don't care if this is Amsterdam, you CANNOT DO THAT in the gay porn section!"

¶ 9/11/2002

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