Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! [..] I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel.

Het bericht wordt afgesloten met de altijd fijne uitsmijer: This is not a joke! I am serious! - maar zónder link die ik moet aanklikken voor meer informatie. Ik ben nog steeds een beetje beduusd.